Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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