Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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