Don't make out with my wife yet
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We got so high we made milksteak
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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