Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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