So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
