About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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