Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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