You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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