Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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