New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
