Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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