I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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