It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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