Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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