If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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