So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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