don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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