i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
