i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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