Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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