He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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