talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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