Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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