Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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