Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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