I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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