So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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