yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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