well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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