Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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