Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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