Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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