Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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