Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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