you traded sex for a burrito?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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