I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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