Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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