She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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