his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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