yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
