I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
