why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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