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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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