remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
