Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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