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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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