why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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