i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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