I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
