At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.