Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.