Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Porn is love you can see.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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