one might say we're banned from that church
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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