conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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