Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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