Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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