I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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