I must be too annoying 4 u.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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